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Next Time You're At The Checkout And You Hear The Beep

by Monopoly Phonic

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1.
Do you really think that a black trans drag queen threw the first brick of the stonewall riots So you gay boys could be free to frequent gay bars at the same time trying To put down your fag acting scene queen queer peers Who drink white wine and not straight beers Who watch Eurovision over UEFA now wait yeah Im not trying to start a divide Inbetween LGBTQI Guys and girls who associate with their Straight mates and those who don’t far from it I’m just saying if you’re gay and you hate those that Act that way then that sounds like self loathing And that to me is disgusting And so that’s why I sing I aint Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting How do straight people act anyway? I seen straight people who act pretty gay At the end of the day guess we all act the way That just comes naturally, hey Cos we really got to stick together Cos we really just brothers and sisters Who got this certain thing in common That means that we’re cannon fodder Do you think when a self loathing loose cannon Walks into a club with an assault weapon that That they give a fuck that you’re straight acting No cause you like same sex action we’re all worth shit get used to it, do we still need gay pride better admit that we do Because they’re coming after you and the politicians don’t give a shit cos they cos they never do Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting Straight acting im fag acting And all you other motherfucking fags acting This is for my straight up faggots My death dropping drag queens My bull dykes on the lesbian scene And everybody and anybody inbetween But this is also for my gay boys who cant be clocked My lipstick lesbians you’d never know weren’t into cock Who are changing perceptions without making exception To be proud of who they are and their brethren And this is for our straight friends and family and allies Who live and die to support our queer lives The kind of love that’s felt from South East USA to North West UK
Never forget you babe Never forget you babe
2.
lashes on 301 look mug freshly done freshly done freshly done freshly done she’s wearing 301s Sayin Im a gimmick cos im chillin in my lipstick how I lay it on thick thinking I cant spit shit Well I guess you must have missed it So here I am again prick listen I can spit sick Monopoly on the beat and my Face looking beat so you can suck my dipstick Throwing shade like you’re getting paid, mate When your broke like my iphone look at that I chipped it That’s rich cos I’m in the red they’re taking the piss with taking my rent I’m checking my balance on my computer monitor Feeling the pressure like a sphygmomanometer No I’m not tryna be funny when I say I want more money I don’t want to go to work though You have reached your limit – oh Close that tab cos I don't wanna know, ha I don’t want to know What you’re doing Monday at 9 Cos now we’re doing just fine so I don’t want to know Where I see myself in a year Because l’m living right here so I don’t want to know What I wanna do all my life cos I’m about it tonight And yeah we all gonna love and move and dance Building up the memory banks I don’t want to know What you’re doing Monday at 9 Cos now we’re doing just fine so I don’t want to know Where I see myself in a year Because l’m living right here so I don’t want to know What I wanna do all my life cos I’m about it tonight And yeah we all gonna love and move and dance Building up the memory banks If you don't pay me green so I wont be blue I dont want to know cos i dont work for you Baby cut me a cheque Thank you Lord for I am blessed Dont want coins give me notes Dont spill your drink on my fur coat Painting on my gender Its a double ender One extreme a queen the other end a bender Rotten teeth biting a crumpet Always blowing our own trumpet We wont stand for any bitchin Gotta go now cos my son’s in the kitchen I don’t want to know What you’re doing Monday at 9 Cos now we’re doing just fine so I don’t want to know Where I see myself in a year Because l’m living right here so I don’t want to know What I wanna do all my life cos I’m about it tonight And yeah we all gonna love and move and dance Building up the memory banks I don’t want to know What you’re doing Monday at 9 Cos now we’re doing just fine so I don’t want to know Where I see myself in a year Because l’m living right here so I don’t want to know What I wanna do all my life cos I’m about it tonight And yeah we all gonna love and move and dance Building up the memory banks 
Next time you’re at the checkout and you hear the beep Next time you’re at the checkout and you hear the beep Next time you’re at the checkout and you hear the beep Next time you’re at the checkout Supermarket Sweep I don’t want to know What you’re doing Monday at 9 Cos now we’re doing just fine so I don’t want to know Where I see myself in a year Because l’m living right here so I don’t want to know What I wanna do all my life cos I’m about it tonight And yeah we all gonna love and move and dance Building up the memory banks I don’t want to know What you’re doing Monday at 9 Cos now we’re doing just fine so I don’t want to know Where I see myself in a year Because l’m living right here so I don’t want to know What I wanna do all my life cos I’m about it tonight And yeah we all gonna love and move and dance Building up the memory banks I don’t want to know I don’t want to know I don’t want to know Next time you’re at the checkout and you hear the beep I don’t want to know What you’re doing Monday at 9 Cos now we’re doing just fine so I don’t want to know Where I see myself in a year Because l’m living right here so I don’t want to know What I wanna do all my life cos I’m about it tonight Love move dance Memory banks
3.
Come around to my house We can get together and get ready to go out From the brow to pout Seen the way you do your makeup and I want to check it out Will you show me all your secrets And when you leave I can take it and repeat it I’ll give you credit where the credit is due Now put the pedal to the metal and show me what you do hey Cos I arch my brow like a big bad boss And my lips look sick liner stick and gloss Cos I cut my crease like a beast on heat Blush brush no rush gonna be your crush I ain’t got no time to straighten or curl When it comes to my hair ain’t a care in the world Gotta fix that shit then I hit my show Just put some hair up on there and I shake and go Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go (I shake and go) Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go (I shake and go) My name’s Monopoly I’m so properly Fly oh my you flow more sloppily I’ve got no time once I’ve applied My nails my lashes and lip gloss I don’t crimp or curl or cut or dye I just buy from Oldham Street hair shop Sometimes I buy two sets the same And wear one and wear the other on top Stuck together with a set of slides To keep it on tight even if I death drop Cos I arch my brow like a big bad boss And my lips look sick liner stick and gloss Cos I cut my crease like a beast on heat Blush brush no rush gonna be your crush I ain’t got no time to straighten or curl When it comes to my hair ain’t a care in the world Gotta fix that shit then I hit my show Just put some hair up on there and I shake and go Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go (I shake and go) Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go (I shake and go) Shake it off shake it off hair staying on but the clothes coming off Box fresh, new lace grab from the bag shicka shake shicka shake Shake it off shake it off hair staying on but the clothes coming off Box fresh, new lace grab from the bag shicka shake shicka shake Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go (I shake and go) Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go (I shake and go) Shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake shake Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go (I shake and go) Shake it off shake it off hair staying on but the clothes coming off I don’t have time for the time it takes So I grab from the bag shicka shake shicka shake Hit the scene with my hair on right and my makeup out of sight And I don’t just write the rhymes I produce the track And I think it’s bout time for me to bring the bass back Push the fader with my nails so amazin Had the studio from ten but I was late cos I was lazy I was lying in my bed I was daydreamin in a daze and I was up in a Jacuzzi with Bieber and Zayn and I woke up like that dream was crazy Then I had a bowl of muesli with coconut and raisin I looked good needed one thing though Just put some hair up on there and I shake and go
4.
Tall 04:32
Come to my place and I’ll cook you a meal Make that face and I get them feels I don’t need vodka or drug deals When we go full speed like we got Hot Wheels Kiss From A Rose when we spinning that Seal Listening Cheryl Lynn say it’s Got To Be Real Make me feel tall like six inch heels (You make me feel tall like six inch heels) Maybe one day you will buy me flowers We’ll live in a place that’ll be just ours We’ll be together hour after hour And we’ll never grow tired it’ll never go sour I’ll never feel small never have to go cower You’ll do everything in your power To make me feel tall like the Eiffel Tower (You make me feel tall like the Eiffel Tower) I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel Some of these people don’t play fair Locking you down on the ground Ric Flair Looking for a dream but found a nightmare Now your head’s underwater and you got no air They want a slave like Princess Leia Meet us at the club with our hands in the air I’ll make you feel tall like a basketball player (I’ll make you feel tall like a basketball player) I ain’t got time for an angsty fellow Whine all the time they scream and bellow Some of these dudes is so not mellow Tryna play me like a violoncello You walk into my life and you say hello Looking fly like Elvis Costello Make me feel tall like I’m wearing stilettos (Say you make me feel tall like I’m wearing stilettos) I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel Tall tall tall tall tall tall tall tall tall tall Tall tall tall tall tall tall tall tall tall tall My eyes won’t cry and my tears won’t fall You’ll always play fair and I’ll always play ball We’ll go out to eat and we’ll go to the mall And you’ll always be on the other line of the call And you’ll never be on the other side of the wall And we’ll always be together you’ll forever be my all Cause I don’t know why you just make me feel tall (Sayin I don’t know why you just make me feel tall...) I don’t know how you do (You make me feel tall you make me feel tall) I don’t know why it’s true, you make me feel tall (I don't know how you do) I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall (I don't know why it's true) I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall (I don't know how you do) I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall you make me feel tall (I don't know why it's true) I don’t know why you make me feel tall you make me feel tall
5.
Cool World 04:31
Hiya it’s me Monopoly Phonic Isn’t the world like so cool? But be careful Because sometimes it can also be quite cruel Let’s explore It’s a world where you can beware of being out on your own at night It’s world where millionaires eat under chandelier light It’s a world where in the Gotham Hotel there’s champagne in the air It’s a world where in the open air no one has a pound to spare It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world And it can change in a day and night It’s a new world but it’s a doomed world When any moment can change your life It’s a mad world but it’s a sad world And no one knows if it’s wrong or right It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world Cool world cruel world cool world It’s a world where a perfect stranger can become a major part of your life And it’s a world where once-upon-a-time friends gonna be put to the side And it’s a world where that perfect stranger who became that major finds themself in danger It’s a world where out of nowhere your time is up and you die It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world And it can change from a day and night It’s a new world but it’s a doomed world When any moment can change your life It’s a mad world but it’s a sad world And no one knows how to make it right It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world Cool world cruel world cool world It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world And it can change from a day and night It’s a new world but it’s a doomed world When any moment can change your life It’s a mad world but it’s a sad world And no one knows how to make it right It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world Cool world cruel world cool world It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world And it can change from a day and night It’s a new world but it’s a doomed world When any moment can change your life It’s a mad world but it’s a sad world And no one knows how to make it right It’s a cool world but it’s a cruel world Cool world cruel world cool world

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~ Next Time You're at the Checkout and You Hear The Beep ~ is the debut EP from Manchester's favourite drag queen rapper, Monopoly Phonic, whose self-produced beats hop from hiphop to house to electropop to drum n bass.

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released November 6, 2016

Written, produced & performed by Monopoly Phonic.
Track 2 additional lyrics and featured vocals by Violet Blonde & Lill.
Track 3 featured vocals by Venus Vienna.
Track 3 additional vocals by Donna Trump.
Track 5 guitar by Dan Allen.
Mixed by Monopoly Phonic.
Mastered by Oxygene Music.
Artwork by Monopoly Phonic.
Photo of Monopoly Phonic by FAKE TRASH.

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