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Next Time You're At The Checkout And You Hear The Beep 2: Beep Harder

by Monopoly Phonic

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1.
You’re standing in the corner By the bar as if you want to take an order Looking out into the crowd but you don’t wanna be seen This isn’t really your scene then why you always here You’re the type to have a profile with no picture You’re the type to have a wife and a white picket fence But there’s too much going on in this town Not to come underground and find a little bit of something else Listen you’re into the ladies and you never dabble in the gay shit But I'm a man in my geish yet in you mind you’ve kind of okayed it And you think I think that I made it that I’m chatted up with some straight shit But you’re kind of strange and pathetic though I’m glad you feel my aesthetic I will never ever ever be a stepping stone Unless you’re really really fit and Im feeling alone Fine it’s a thrill for you and it’s a rush for me too daddy Come into my room I’ll show you some new moves Yeah you love the ladies but tonight you’re going crazy baby Tonight you’re looking for a girl with a little bit of something extra Yeah you love the ladies but tonight you’re going crazy baby Tonight you’re looking for a girl with a little bit of something extra So I heard smeared lipstick’s a trend Which is good cos since we started making friends We’re making out on the dancefloor I don’t care who sees You’re wearing my lipstick and soon you’re wearing it on your D Because it’s time that I call a car Cos in the club I’ll only go so far And when we get to my place it’s straight to third base And if you’re lucky you can fuck me and I cum in your face Soon as I slam the door then we hit the ground running My hair’s clipped on tight don’t be afraid to pull it And you take down my dress going over my heels Though I aint got the breasts you rip off my brassiere Now you’re sitting on the bed and so I kneel on the ground You watch me while I give you head oh yeah we’re fooling around You say it’s really great but then you won’t reciprocate huh Yeah boy get down Yeah you love the ladies but tonight you’re going crazy baby Tonight you’re looking for a girl with a little bit of something extra Yeah you love the ladies but tonight you’re going crazy baby Tonight you’re looking for a girl with a little bit of something extra You’d never want anything less than a lady Tonight you might just like a little bit more a little bit more Under the covers boy you’re going crazy You’ve never done anything like this before Yeah you love the ladies but tonight you’re going crazy baby Tonight you’re looking for a girl with a little bit of something extra Yeah you love the ladies but tonight you’re going crazy baby Tonight you’re looking for a girl with a little bit of something extra You want straight up sex then onto the next I got self-respect so you best forget it Cos I’m not your fetish I’m a girl with a little bit of something extra You want straight up sex then onto the next I got self-respect so you best forget it Cos I’m not your fetish I’m a girl with a little bit of something extra
2.
Narcissistic 03:24
Look at my face isn’t it amazing Take another picture baby stop complaining Ultimate perfection is my only goal And best believe it I can feel it mind body and soul I feel fine yes I do always help myself To red wine cos I read it’s good for my health In the Sunday Express I deserve the best Can’t you see my wearing this Moschino dress Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic Because the mirror looks back at me Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic If I can’t love myself who the hell else will Who the hell else will Who the hell else will (Who the hell) I Autotune my voice so why not Facetune my face Cos I’ve been taking killer selfies ever since Myspace My powers of perception are attuned to know perfection And I seem to be the flyest bitch up in this place You can’t rush all this beauty smash your vial of sand My blush brush from Sephora’s never far from my hand If you can’t handle my worst don’t deserve my best Or maybe I should just stop being such a dreadful person Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic Because the mirror looks back at me Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic If I can’t love myself who the hell else will Narcissistic I hold myself up in high esteem Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic If I can’t love myself who the hell else will Stomp in the room like pow pow And your boyfriend looks like wow wow Is it still vain if I’m being realistic I look so good baby maybe you missed it My rhymes are so fierce it’s sadistic Unique henny you’re another statistic Way it is it’s the truth bitch Don’t tell me I’m narcissistic Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic Because the mirror looks back at me Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic If I can’t love myself… Tell me that I’m Narcissistic Because the mirror looks back at me Don’t tell me that I’m narcissistic If I can’t love myself who the hell else will Who the hell else will Who the hell else will Who the hell else will Who the hell else will Who the hell else will
3.
Click 03:41
Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click Only known you for a minute but I feel like I already could’ve known you for my whole life And we never will forget it like riding a bike Feel so comfortable together just like husband and wife When I talk to you it’s like I talk to myself Yeah you know just how to read me like a book on a shelf Finishing each other’s sentences the same mind How did we get to this level in such a short time I can’t help but feel like we wasted All of the time before we got to know But maybe our time is now would we even Have got along a few years ago (I’ve changed) Either way we’ve got some catching up to do Get to know each other better baby how do you do Maybe it’s not that deep all I know is I wanna get to know you cos I’m clicking with you, hey Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click My friends always say that I'm crazy And it’s the same old shit every time I meet somebody new and suddenly I go all loopy and glassy-eyed Whether it’s a new girl at a party Or a message online saying Hi I’m open to some new situations Sorry that I got an open mind So when a new guy tells me that I’m the shit That I’m a cool cat and my music is sick In the past they got me gassed and yeah I fell on a dick They got me right cos every time they do I fall for the trick but how come You got to think that he’s tryna be slick He’s playing me for a sap and tryna make me look thick I don’t know a lot about him but I’m telling you this I only known him for a minute but I know that we click, ha Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click Baby I don’t know if this was meant to be All I know is I feel so comfortable when you’re with me Baby I don’t know if it’s for eternity But immediately I feel at ease I know you click with me Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click Only known you for a minute but I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click I can tell that we click click click
4.
It’s like I hear Whitney say In the song you always used to play When you’re feeling down and out and your world is full of doubt then Love is gonna save the day Well anybody you ever met Love is all they used to get And now we only got each other But its been nothing but love every since you left you see Because you saw the star in everyone Everybody’s inner icon Your confidence became our confidence And the little piece of you in all of us is how you shine on You gotta build people up Because there’s no limit to love It breeds and it spreads and you catch it’s contagious So I’m gon keep building till we’re all skyscrapers You build me up like a building site Never to be finished but you made rise a little more high I tried and I tried But I been under construction for some time Now we’re feeling broken The foundation that you laid made me strong And I’ll remember that for the rest of my life I always have the moment on a first date When they say what do you do and I say well mate I dress up like Gail Platt and make myself look like a twat And then I get all up in drag and do some videos and rap And normally they say ok Then you come along and you say You’re amazing that’s iconic I can’t wait to tell my friends You have to meet them oh they’ll love Monopoly Phonic ha I’m so grateful that I met you I’m grateful I met your friends too And I’m grateful I become one You know you’ll always be my fave hun Dark clouds in my mind like cranes in the sky On the night that you died Ariana gave us life Like you did with your light shine on in the sky Fly high buttlerfly build me up building site You build me up like a building site Never to be finished but you made rise a little more high I tried and I tried But I been under construction for some time Now we’re feeling broken The foundation that you laid made me strong And I’ll remember that for the rest of my life You build me up like a building site Never to be finished but you made rise a little more high You build me up like a building site Never to be finished but you made rise a little more high You build me up like a building site Never to be finished but you made rise a little more high I tried and I tried But I been under construction for some time Now we’re feeling broken The foundation that you laid made me strong And I’ll remember that for the rest of my life
5.
I wanna eat you for breakfast like a croissant Avec du Nutella et jus d’orange You just can’t beat this every day treat so creamy and sweet like a blancmange I need to wake up with you next to me And if you think I’m being impoli well I’m sorry baby je suis désolé Mais moi je veux te manger pour mon petit déjeuner Moi je veux te manger Moi je veux que tu me manges Moi je veux te manger Moi je veux que tu me manges Tu peux me manger et pour l’amuse-bouche Tu peux sucer mes petits pamplemousses Je suis aussi mouillée qu’un escargot Tu m’allume comme un four - il fait chaud Pour voir de l’art ne vas pas au Louvre Regardes pendant que mes jambes s’ouvrent Ce soir c’est moi qui est au menu If you will eat me then I will eat you Moi je veux te manger Moi je veux que tu me manges Moi je veux te manger Moi je veux que tu me manges Moi je veux te manger (Moi je veux te manger) Moi je veux que tu me manges (Moi je veux que tu me manges) Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi Moi je veux que tu me manges Je mange Tu manges Il mange Elle mange Nous mangeons Vous mangez Ils mangent Elles mangent Je mange Tu manges Il mange Elle mange Nous mangeons Vous mangez Ils mangent Elles mangent Moi je veux te manger (Moi je veux te manger) Moi je veux que tu me manges (Moi je veux que tu me manges) Moi je veux te manger (Moi je veux te manger) Moi je veux que tu me manges (Moi je veux que tu me manges) - Allo? - Allo – c’est Monopoly Phonic à l’appareil. - Ah Monopoly! Ça va? - Oui bien merci, alors. Il n’y a qu’une question que je veux te demander ce soir. - Oui? - Est-ce qu’il y a une possibilité que moi je pourrais te manger? - Mais oui bien sûr! Mais Monopoly, il y a une condition. - Mais qu’est-ce que c’est? - Si tu me manges, moi je veux te manger aussi. - Mais mademoiselle, il n’ya pas de problème! Tu peux me manger, je vais te manger, et nous serons tous les deux satisfaits. Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi Moi je veux que tu me manges Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi Moi je veux que tu me manges Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi Moi je veux que tu me manges Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi-Moi Moi je veux te manger

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The sequel to 2016's Next Time You're At The Checkout And You Hear The Beep. Beep Harder brings extra drag, extra pop, extra rap, extra dance, and a little bit of French spoken word.

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released June 2, 2018

Written, produced & performed by Monopoly Phonic.
Track 1 featured vocals by Grace Oni Smith.
Track 2 additional vocals by Venus Vienna and Alex Allen.
Track 3 additional vocals by Alex Allen.
Track 4 featured vocals by Kizzy.
Track 5 co-written and featured vocals by Sophie Satanico.
Track 1 mixed by Monopoly Phonic and Damir Bojanic.
Tracks 2-5 mixed by Monopoly Phonic.
Track 1 mastered by Monopoly Phonic and Damir Bojanic.
Track 2 mastered by Monopoly Phonic.
Tracks 3-5 Mastered by Rob Small.
Artwork by Monopoly Phonic and Joe Taylor.

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